THETANS - Drawing Pictures in Bars

from Client Samples by Benjamin Wentz

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Ours is a journey epic and hard to believe. 75 Million of years ago we packed up the three-piece suits and fedoras and traveled to Earth (then called Teegeeack) to avoid paying income taxes. They used booze to freeze our souls and made us live by volcanoes (then called poonany mounds.) After arming the mounds with Hydrogen bombs, they blew us sky high. Our earthly remains were consumed in the conflagration leaving only immaculate souls that were then sucked up with a vacuum and made to watch a movie longer and more boring than Ishtar (36 days) .. We have been ordered by the overlord Xenu to rock as many meat bodies as possible, and so rock we shall. We have spent our immortal existence forgetting and remembering the best riffs of all eternity just to rock you anew. .. SO FORGET THE AUDITS, YOU ARE NO LONGER AN OPERATING THETAN, WE CONTROL THE MEST AND ALL THE REST! LET THE SPACE OPERA COMMENCE!

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from Client Samples, track released December 9, 2008
Engineered/Mixed/Mastered by Ben Wentz

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Benjamin Wentz State College

A/V engineer and multi-instrumentalist based out of central PA. Currently serving as the senior tech supervisor at the historic State Theatre in downtown State College.

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